reallyreallyreallytrying:

if i was on the great british bake off i’d leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i’d be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun

Gyno asked if I was sexually active and when I said yes he said "not anymore you're not and then filled my pussy up with cement is this normal??

Anonymous

pathologising:

yes #celibacy #cementpussylifestyle

thatgendergremlinmoot:

anarchist-rat-swarm:

kingscrown666:

pasta-is-magnificent:

image
image

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

image

cipheramnesia:

virgil-sanders-the-gay-emo:

Make a staircase

Step

Step

Step

Step

Step

Step

Step

Step

Step

Step

See Results

Pls reblog if u vote :)

image

drtanner:

THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE FUCKING VIDEO THAT GOT SPAMMED ALL OVER THIS FUCKING WEBSITE WHEN TUMBLR INTRODUCED AUTOPLAY ON VIDEOS. JUST REAMS AND REAMS OF THIS FUCKING THING GOING OFF ONE AFTER THE OTHER AS YOU SCROLLED.

Fucking magical times.

campyvillain:

rootintootinextremedeutan:

clairenatural:

image

tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

fungalfaggot:

I think the world needs less social networks

🧑‍💻🚫

and, more mycelium networks!!!

🍄✅

LIKE” if u agree

REBLAG” to fuck me nasty

discoasphodel13:

discoasphodel13:

Hey so it’s come to my attention that the Creators of Disco Elysium want you to share the game and not give the company who took over and fired them (illegally)?) any profits off of their ideas and work, and I originally joined tumblr 2 weeks ago when that post was going around about the Steam sale and how you should [Skull and Crossbones flag] it instead.

So.

in light of that.

Check the replies/notes of this post :)

I was informed that posts containing links in them aren’t findable in the search so i’ll just…. drop a link in a seperate reboot :)

first things first though, copy this key:

q4-EJ9G2DV7MyyI-Vs0KdQ

:)

https://mega.nz/folder/rypEHT6J

angel-derangement:

they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy

image

ⓘ Fact Check

There are currently no jurisdictions worldwide that mandate the addition of pussy to drinking water, nor have any clinical trials shown that the addition of pussy to drinking water has any significant effect on the heath of lesbians.

For more information on Tumblr Fact Check or to report inaccuracy, please see our reports page.

pocketss:

she only plays minecraft and spore